My aunt never taught me how to cook. Turns out if you fry up some bacon it will make lots of grease.
1. Never pour water on hot grease.
2. If you get a grease fire, cover it with a lid. Don't add water.
3. Never pour grease down the drain. Wait til it is cool and scoop it into the trash.
(How the heck were we supposed to know that?)
Just use a damn microwave. EESH!
Also always run the garbage disposal when washing things down the drain. You don't want it to get clogged.
Its really dumb when we get in trouble for not knowing this and its like "hey, so sorry my dead mom didn't tell me this!".